Ever feel like tweeting on twitter but don't have anything to say or don't want to be one of the inane idiots who post things like "Off to the grocery store!" or "Waiting for the bus!" ? Well, wait no longer - you can use one of the following ten tweets any time!
Top Ten Tweets for the Tweetless:
1. Be Awesome and/or funny:
I can sleep and breathe. At the same time!
2. Throw out an obscure pop reference only the hip will get:
You know my name, look up my number! #beatles
3. Show off your brobdignagian reflexive vocabulary:
Eschew obfuscation!
4. Make sure everyone knows you mean business:
Meet my bitches! @sugarwilla @spoonsie @ColleenCoplick @zoeyjane @MouthyGirl We are all awesome. Follow them. Because I said so!
5. Associate yourself with others greater/smarter/funnier than you:
Follow @ronrecord He is either funny or informative and often both.
6. Amuse and inform:
"A man that ain't willin' to cheat for a poke don't want it bad enough" - Augustus McRae in "Lonesome Dove" by Larry McMurtry
7. Be a hip media guide:
Check out this super cool way early flash animation at http://ronrecord.com/fight.swf
8. Rally the troops when necessary:
Support Joss: Save Dollhouse. Fans get their voices heard @BuddyTV http://tinyurl.com/SaveDoll... Please ReTweet and join the cause.
9. Remember, YOU are the party!:
Just bought a round of Ginger Thai's here at the Redroom. Get down here quick or they'll all be gone!
10. Ok, sometimes you can just let people know what you're doing:
Heading home for the night. See you guys in the future or, if not, in the pasture.
Top Ten Tweets for the Tweetless:
1. Be Awesome and/or funny:
I can sleep and breathe. At the same time!
2. Throw out an obscure pop reference only the hip will get:
You know my name, look up my number! #beatles
3. Show off your brobdignagian reflexive vocabulary:
Eschew obfuscation!
4. Make sure everyone knows you mean business:
Meet my bitches! @sugarwilla @spoonsie @ColleenCoplick @zoeyjane @MouthyGirl We are all awesome. Follow them. Because I said so!
5. Associate yourself with others greater/smarter/funnier than you:
Follow @ronrecord He is either funny or informative and often both.
6. Amuse and inform:
"A man that ain't willin' to cheat for a poke don't want it bad enough" - Augustus McRae in "Lonesome Dove" by Larry McMurtry
7. Be a hip media guide:
Check out this super cool way early flash animation at http://ronrecord.com/fight.swf
8. Rally the troops when necessary:
Support Joss: Save Dollhouse. Fans get their voices heard @BuddyTV http://tinyurl.com/SaveDoll... Please ReTweet and join the cause.
9. Remember, YOU are the party!:
Just bought a round of Ginger Thai's here at the Redroom. Get down here quick or they'll all be gone!
10. Ok, sometimes you can just let people know what you're doing:
Heading home for the night. See you guys in the future or, if not, in the pasture.
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